left home with a pack of clothes, without a family tree

So it's been a dangerously long time, amirite? let's catch up

1. high school placement can be some scary shit - especially when you have no idea what you want to take and the only class you were looking forward to taking isn't offered to freshman. which, in case you were wondering sweetpea, is creative writing.and this pained me so intensely that i wanted to cry but managed not to. anyway, all they offer is journalism, and journalism fucks around with my brain so it just doesn't work. if there is even one difference between jaclyn and i (who i learned today loyally stalks me, although it kind of made me happy to find out), it's that i can't stand journalism because i don't have the attention span, while jaclyn is in what may be described as deep, passionate love with our dear journalism. so fuck this shit >=[

2. i went to new york city! first time since i was nine months old, so it was pretty exciting. i went there the day after christmas with my aunt and uncle, and my little clousin. which brings me to the topic of christmas, which was okay i guess. i got in this really weird fight with abbi on new years eve about guys that i really don't want to relive. oh and i got sick right before school started with the twenty-four flu and it sucked. also, i threw up in front of my grandmas house and it just kind of made me feel awkward that a bunch of old people were watching projectile vomit explode from out of my mouth. but that's okay.

3. i'm back to insomniac, not nocturnism (is that a word?!) only, now i don't need a minimum of three hours a sleep each night, it's only an hour and half - fuck me. i miss it though, because it kind of reminds me of fifth grade when everything was fine and dandy even though i didn't think it was. luckily, i've got my other insomniatic best friend jaclyn by my side to make sure i only get a full night of sleep on the weekend, amirite.

4. i saw the last johnny depp movie. which i realized, after a while of stating, that could be taken out of context, like, hai, this is the last movie johnny depp is going to be in, ever. what i mean to say is that i finally saw the only johnny depp movie that i'd never seen, so it all works out.

otherwise, that's about it. layout for the day?

yesterday i didn't go to school because of insane stomach pains - ohyea thanks for reminding me blog, i think i'm having an allergic reaction or some shit to my vitamins as i've gotten insane stomachaches after i've taken them each morning and gagged for about five minutes afterwards. but yea. so it was really funny because i suddenly discovered that jaclyn didn't go to school either, and apparently, michael didn't either. so, moral of the story is, a love triangle who skips school together stays together, amirite? oh god i'm an idiot.

anyway. so lol we're doing this skit in spanish where i have to play guitar and i had monica come with me to get the guitar and apparently she almost got a detention and now i think she hates me or something and. :< i talked to ms. rathgeber though and was like yea monica came down with me to get a guitar from the music room pls it's not her fault and then when i got home i had an im from her in all capital letters that said YOU ALMOST GOT ME DETENTION and now i feel really bad and i keep trying to apologize and she hasn't said anything :<

but um yea. so i had to stay after school to do this video thing for science and a bunch of people were there, including the love triangle, and cake. also since i'm too lazy to take down my own fucking chair i had jaclyn sitting in my lap for a majority of the video, after i realized that sitting with my ass half-off of it wasn't an option, grady was all like. michael, you are such a lucky man, and lol. just lol.

oh, and i just found out that monica wasn't mad at me and that she could never be mad at me and her mom apparently thinks that i am a very nice person, and cake.

but anyway, so then after the video finished we had fifteen minutes to kill and i'm pretty sure the mrs. day hates me or something, and it makes me sadface like there's no tomorrow, as she happens to be the only teacher this year who wouldn't like me, since all the others seem t think that the sun shines out of my ass.

but anyway so then i went to jaclyn's, mostly so i could sit with someone on the late bus, and we talked to michael and looked at all the files saved on her computer (image files, btw), and she has a bunch of anime porn that her friend cam sent her and it was realyl weird, but i guess i shouldn't be talking. and then we played brawl for like two hour straight until her parents were like KAY YOU LEAVE NOW.

and now I'm sitting her with my dog in my lap and it's kind of annoying how she just insists on licking my face off.

also, joshie came out of the closet and he's really cute and i love him :>

he's my hero, especially how he just walks down the hallways at school judging how hot he thinks guys are and my god, he made my life when he told me that he thought that tom cruise was a hottie.

anyway, BED TIEM for about two hours after SHOWER TIEM, and then waking up to do shit and talk to jaclyn online, and pls hope that alarm clock wakes up b/c i still have homework?

i talked to collin today
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